Say what!?

It was dinnertime. We were gathered around the dining table eating. I began to speak. I told my children that the home teachers were coming tonight. I wanted to tell the older kids to SIT and SHOW some good manners for the younger kids when the home teachers come over. Instead I mixed up the beginning of SHOW with the last part of SIT. 

This reminds me of the time my mother did a similar thing. She was at work talking to a patient on the phone. She worked in a doctor’s office. She mixed the words FILE and CHART. She said, "Hold on a minute while I pull your fart." She laughed so hard she couldn’t work the rest of the day.