The Blue Eyed Bunch

Riding home from a friend's house Reagan said, "I want to be a police man."

I said, "oooh.  That will be fun when you grow up."

"I will put you in jail."

"Why? What did I do?" I asked.

"You wouldn't let me play longer."

"Okay.  Who will take care of you while I'm gone?"

"Hmm.  That's the problem!"