The Blue Eyed Bunch

"Mom, you know what I am going to do to my kids when they are naughty?"  Aubryn asked me.  She was unimpressed with my discipline skills.  "I'm going to put peanut butter all over their faces and make them clean it up.  I'm not going to clean it up."
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"Heyyyy, Man.  Man!  Hey Man!  It's time to take our naps, Man."  Reagan said to Rylan.
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"MOM!  MOOOOMMMM!"  Rylan called from his crib.  I went upstairs and into his room.
"What?"  I replied.
"Here's a booger for you.  I picked it from my nose."
"Thanks."