The Blue Eyed Bunch

My kids have a "pet snake" living in a garbage can back by the fire pit.  Reagan told Brian and I today, "We put a bell in there, in case he needs anything."
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I said to Rylan, "Don't do that.  Don't break that."  He replied, "I have to.  The Lord told me to.  THE LORD."
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Shortly after we told the kids the name for the new baby, I was driving in tha van with Reagan.  He said, "Why don't we just call him Mike or something."