Turtles and Cars in all the Wrong Places

"Eww! That smells like turtles!"  Reagan said refering to my hair.
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Rylan was having a hard time falling asleep this afternoon at nap time.  I kept going in his room checking him and telling him to lay down and go to sleep.  After awhile I was getting a bit frustrated. 
"Mom.  Moooom!"  he called.
I went in and asked, "What?"
"Eeeee Mom. (see Mom)" he said as he pointed to his bottom and turned it toward me.
"Are you poopy?"  I asked.
"No. Eee Mom." and he did the same thing.  So I checked his diaper.  I found a matchbox car stuffed down the back of his diaper.  I can see how it would be hard to go to sleep with a car parked in there.  What a "crack" up.