The Blue Eyed Bunch

I saw that Super Why was coming on the TV and that is James' favorite show.  I told him to come and watch it.  He came in the room and had a hard time believing me that it was on next.  "How do you know it is next?"  he asked me.
"Because I'm smart. " I answered.
Sure enough it came on the TV and he was impressed.
A bit into the show he asked me what was going to be on next.  I was folding laundry and said, "I don't know.
"Haaaa!  You're not smart now!"
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I gave James a kiss on his arm while he was watching TV.  He looked at me and very seriously said.
"I don't like kisses. Kisses make me frow up.  Kisses make me sick."