Dumb Question

I was in Tai Pan this afternoon. (that is a home décor store.) An old man walked up to me. He looked like he had been transplanted out of the pharmacy line at Walgreen’s. He was wearing a blue zip up hoodie and his hair was a mess. Not the typical person to run into there. He said, "Can I ask you a dumb question?"

I said, "I’ll give you a dumb answer."

"Why are men’s brains worth more than women’s brains?" He asked.

I replied, "Because they’ve never been used."

"NO!" he said. Then he mumbled the real answer, or his answer.

I turned to walk away, a little weirded out by him. He grabbed my sleeve and mumbled another one that involved a swear word. I didn’t catch what he said.

I just went, "he he." Then I hurried off to get away before he grabbed my sleeve again.